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My platform will be as follows:
Elect me so I can be privy like the rest of the politicians
and do nothing so I can't be blamed for sh!t.
ps: My fellow Americans, I peed today a bit longer than usual and
is was Trump's fault and his administration when he was in office.
originally posted by: sraven
For the first time in 20 years we do not have a war in Afghanistan or Iraq or Syria or anywhere else.
I will reduce the size of the military . . . starting with the highest ranks.
For the first time in 20 years we do not have a war on terror.
I will dismantle the Department of Homeland Security for the homeland is secure.
I wil dismantle the Transportation Safety Administration because there is no terror threat.
For the first time in ever illegal aliens can legally cross the border into this country.
I will dismantle the Border Patrol and Customs Agents and the Coast Guard.
Since we are abolishing the use of petroleum we can also abolish the Department of Energy.
Since our children are allowed to graduate from High School with none of the basic skills in reading writing and maths I will abolish the Department of Education.
I will appoint a special Czar to revoke and rescind all Congressional bills in reverse order until the federal budget does not exceed annual revenue.
Vote for me and watch America Bloom once again.
A vote for me . . . is a vote for YOU