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originally posted by: DBCowboy
A while back I authored a thread about an offer I received about my job.
Well, after weeks of negotiations, tears, hysterical sobbing, occasional farting, it has begun.
Today was my last day of employment of my old position. I am now unemployed.
So now that I am unemployed, I thought about walking around in t-shirts and drinking beer and cursing Trump because I don't have a job.
My flock of new Gunthers will remain without their evil taskmaster for 48 whole hours. They will wander aimlessly, lost without a fat bastard poking them with sharp sticks.
Of course, since I've been unemployed since @ 4:15 this afternoon, I have grown a beard and have completely disregarded any personal hygiene.
Monday, when I emerge from the long weekend of unemployment I will fly out to the Midwest and freeze my tiny balls off in an attempt to act like some kind of corporate jerk. I've been told I might have to be serious and frown on occasion.
And wear a tie.
They said nothing about pants.
Oh, and I've been told that saying, "Pull my finger" is frowned upon. But I'm not sure about that one.