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The drama of a new job when unemployed

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posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 10:50 PM
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A while back I authored a thread about an offer I received about my job.

Well, after weeks of negotiations, tears, hysterical sobbing, occasional farting, it has begun.

Today was my last day of employment of my old position. I am now unemployed.

Until Monday.

So now that I am unemployed, I thought about walking around in t-shirts and drinking beer and cursing Trump because I don't have a job.

Until Monday.

My flock of new Gunthers will remain without their evil taskmaster for 48 whole hours. They will wander aimlessly, lost without a fat bastard poking them with sharp sticks.

Of course, since I've been unemployed since @ 4:15 this afternoon, I have grown a beard and have completely disregarded any personal hygiene.

Monday, when I emerge from the long weekend of unemployment I will fly out to the Midwest and freeze my tiny balls off in an attempt to act like some kind of corporate jerk. I've been told I might have to be serious and frown on occasion.

And wear a tie.


They said nothing about pants.

Oh, and I've been told that saying, "Pull my finger" is frowned upon. But I'm not sure about that one.




posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 10:52 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Stay strong DB.

Godspeed.



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 10:55 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: DBCowboy

Stay strong DB.

Godspeed.


I don't know, it's been @ 5 hours now.

It's been rough.



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 10:58 PM
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Have I told you lately that I really enjoy your threads



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 11:00 PM
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PS spurs and figs



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 11:11 PM
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Get a job ya bum.



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 11:17 PM
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a reply to: caterpillage





posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 11:41 PM
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Sounds like you will fit right in at your new job. Your new office will be in the same area where the maintenance and janitors work out of. Fit right in.



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 11:49 PM
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originally posted by: rickymouse
Sounds like you will fit right in at your new job. Your new office will be in the same area where the maintenance and janitors work out of. Fit right in.


I get the desk next to the toilet.




posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 11:59 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
A while back I authored a thread about an offer I received about my job.

Well, after weeks of negotiations, tears, hysterical sobbing, occasional farting, it has begun.

Today was my last day of employment of my old position. I am now unemployed.

Until Monday.

So now that I am unemployed, I thought about walking around in t-shirts and drinking beer and cursing Trump because I don't have a job.

Until Monday.

My flock of new Gunthers will remain without their evil taskmaster for 48 whole hours. They will wander aimlessly, lost without a fat bastard poking them with sharp sticks.

Of course, since I've been unemployed since @ 4:15 this afternoon, I have grown a beard and have completely disregarded any personal hygiene.

Monday, when I emerge from the long weekend of unemployment I will fly out to the Midwest and freeze my tiny balls off in an attempt to act like some kind of corporate jerk. I've been told I might have to be serious and frown on occasion.

And wear a tie.


They said nothing about pants.

Oh, and I've been told that saying, "Pull my finger" is frowned upon. But I'm not sure about that one.


For 2 days, you are once again your own person. Do your things. You are not owned until Monday.

Enjoy



posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 12:05 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

RETIRED UNTIL MONDAY!!!!!! Don't waste the retirement.




posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 12:10 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't worry it's been a warm winter here, it is a balmy 28 right now.
Don't be startled if you see people wearing shorts outside.

Seriously, that is pretty warm for winter for us. People are very upset that there is so little snow this year.



posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 12:15 AM
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LOL!

Good luck with your new job DB!



posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 12:58 AM
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I've had 41 different jobs. Contact me if you are having trouble with life.



posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 02:27 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

No.

Wear pants !



posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 03:02 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy


Of course, since I've been unemployed since @ 4:15 this afternoon, I have grown a beard and have completely disregarded any personal hygiene.



Hey thats some feat right there DC a beard in an afternoon?





posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 07:24 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Lol, your posts rock!



posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 12:39 PM
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edit on 12-1-2019 by Tarzan the apeman. because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 04:27 PM
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originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: DBCowboy

No.

Wear pants !


Says the guy who didn't used to wear any



posted on Jan, 12 2019 @ 04:37 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: rickymouse
Sounds like you will fit right in at your new job. Your new office will be in the same area where the maintenance and janitors work out of. Fit right in.


I get the desk next to the toilet.



even the Wednesday after Taco Tuesday?



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