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Pelosi's San Fran named 'Snip' Capital of America!

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posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 08:46 PM
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I am laughing as I write this. Because...
.

Maybe it should be called “San Fran#sco.”


It's just too damn funny.




Nancy Pelosi’s town has earned the dubious distinction of being named the “poop capital” of America, RealtyHop reports.


Compost toilets!



That's a lot of crap, and that's saying something. Considering the current state of political dysfunction in 'Murica.

I wonder why it is no matter where you go in America one finds themselves always standing knee deep in snip?

Both figuratively, and literally.

#craptoo
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posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 08:53 PM
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(By the way, the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits.)


# pays!



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 08:55 PM
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originally posted by: neo96


(By the way, the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits.)


# pays!


Is that a living wage in # fransisco?



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 08:56 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

Its the Snipping wage.




posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 08:56 PM
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Holy # San Fran wins!


WOOO NUMBER 1.


184k...........

to touch feces let loose from bigger feces....

NO THX.
I AM GOOD BRO.



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 08:59 PM
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The film covers the poop problem plaguing the city, and the residents who are fed up with high taxes, dangerous streets and deplorable conditions.


Progressive Utopia!



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:00 PM
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Well whatcha do is get a rolled up newspaper and rub their nose in it while wapping them on the back of the head. Reaffirm the behavior by speaking in a command tone BAD-BUM BAD BAD
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posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:01 PM
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First you say it, then you do it.



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:01 PM
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a reply to: neo96

Holy God, that graph is staggering. I knew it was bad, but that's a sh!tstorm.



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:03 PM
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Just call it art, and make the the art walk.


hahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahaha

P
haha


Splatter Paint Portraits hahahaha



a lil mad dawg 20/20 some fentanyl and thaifood.



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:03 PM
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a reply to: neo96


They monetized the snip out of that... I vote for Ms. Pelosi grabbing 10 lbs. of said fecal matter sans any gloves, so it squishes in Her greedy palms and then show all the voters How She and other politicos™ fit that 10lbs in a 5lb. bag, a plastic bag to boot, with straws stuck in the poop like a ship mast and each 'boat' must be addressed as "Her" and "She" like a sloop in Nantucket....

And for extra $$$ (so it is a certainty "They" do it) the (R)-Flag wavers can slur insults at Her...



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:04 PM
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Don't these people know there is a StarBucks right there to provide a comfy place to make potty?



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:05 PM
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a reply to: neo96

What a chitty job it must be recording those stats.

You would think they are on the brink of poopocalypse!

I wonder how easy it is to evacuate?

Ok, I'm done. I'll see myself out.




posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:05 PM
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a reply to: CADpro

The combo of opioid and coffee they probably can't make it, you know like gnawing out diarrhea fest.



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:07 PM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Yep..that would create a slip & fall zone in tile floors...NOT SAFE !



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: neo96


(By the way, the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits.)


# pays!


For that money they could put 10 of the "offenders" to work and get the job done in half the time !!

(Restroom breaks not included) 😁



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:08 PM
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Any correlation between these stats and the uptick of TacoBell™ franchises in the City/County limits?



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
a lil mad dawg 20/20 some fentanyl and thaifood.

That sounds like the three ingredients for a lethal injection if I ever heard one.



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:09 PM
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My biggest question is...has South Park made an episode of this yet?



posted on Oct, 11 2018 @ 09:10 PM
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a reply to: xuenchen

Or 100 illegal immigrants for a third of the cost.



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