Pelosi's San Fran named 'Snip' Capital of America!

I am laughing as I write this. Because...
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Maybe it should be called “San Fran#sco.”

It's just too damn funny.

Nancy Pelosi’s town has earned the dubious distinction of being named the “poop capital” of America, RealtyHop reports.

Compost toilets!



That's a lot of crap, and that's saying something. Considering the current state of political dysfunction in 'Murica.

I wonder why it is no matter where you go in America one finds themselves always standing knee deep in snip?

Both figuratively, and literally.

#craptoo

(By the way, the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits.)

# pays!

originally posted by: neo96

(By the way, the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits.)

# pays!

Is that a living wage in # fransisco?

a reply to: Bluntone22

Its the Snipping wage.

Holy # San Fran wins!


WOOO NUMBER 1.


184k...........

to touch feces let loose from bigger feces....

NO THX.
I AM GOOD BRO.

The film covers the poop problem plaguing the city, and the residents who are fed up with high taxes, dangerous streets and deplorable conditions.

Progressive Utopia!

Well whatcha do is get a rolled up newspaper and rub their nose in it while wapping them on the back of the head. Reaffirm the behavior by speaking in a command tone BAD-BUM BAD BAD

First you say it, then you do it.

a reply to: neo96

Holy God, that graph is staggering. I knew it was bad, but that's a sh!tstorm.

Just call it art, and make the the art walk.


hahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahaha

P
haha


Splatter Paint Portraits hahahaha


a lil mad dawg 20/20 some fentanyl and thaifood.

a reply to: neo96


They monetized the snip out of that... I vote for Ms. Pelosi grabbing 10 lbs. of said fecal matter sans any gloves, so it squishes in Her greedy palms and then show all the voters How She and other politicos™ fit that 10lbs in a 5lb. bag, a plastic bag to boot, with straws stuck in the poop like a ship mast and each 'boat' must be addressed as "Her" and "She" like a sloop in Nantucket....

And for extra $$$ (so it is a certainty "They" do it) the (R)-Flag wavers can slur insults at Her...

Don't these people know there is a StarBucks right there to provide a comfy place to make potty?

a reply to: neo96

What a chitty job it must be recording those stats.

You would think they are on the brink of poopocalypse!

I wonder how easy it is to evacuate?

Ok, I'm done. I'll see myself out.

a reply to: CADpro

The combo of opioid and coffee they probably can't make it, you know like gnawing out diarrhea fest.

a reply to: Lysergic

Yep..that would create a slip & fall zone in tile floors...NOT SAFE !

originally posted by: neo96

(By the way, the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits.)

# pays!

For that money they could put 10 of the "offenders" to work and get the job done in half the time !!

(Restroom breaks not included) 😁

Any correlation between these stats and the uptick of TacoBell™ franchises in the City/County limits?

originally posted by: Lysergic
a lil mad dawg 20/20 some fentanyl and thaifood.

That sounds like the three ingredients for a lethal injection if I ever heard one.

My biggest question is...has South Park made an episode of this yet?

a reply to: xuenchen

Or 100 illegal immigrants for a third of the cost.