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How could Julian Escape?

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posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:14 AM
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Does anyone have any bar napkin idea's they've come up with at 3am over a scotch?

I'd suggest... $2 million dollars

You hire 3300 people and pay them $300 for 2 hours work

You buy 3300 identical outfits/costumes with a very specific full head/face mask

You give every one of them a disposable camera with a flash

You arrange it like a flash mob, all people need to be within 10 minutes of the embassy at a set time on a set day

When the minute occurs, all people rush to the embassy in their costumes and clog the streets and loiter

Julian runs out of the embassy in an also identical outfit and jumps into the crowd, while the people continually use their disposable cameras and take a constant stream of flash photos in the outward direction of the embassy. It will distract the police and they wont be able to focus on specifics in the mob, possibly it will cause issues with cctv as well..

When a whistle is blown everyone scatters at full speed

Some of them run straight to waiting cars and speed off (decoys)

Some just run to the subways

Some jump on buses

Some just lay in the streets

As for Julian?... well he's never heard from again.. .who know's what/where he goes

Idea's?




posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:17 AM
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*collective groaning*



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:18 AM
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originally posted by: badw0lf
*collective groaning*



Yeah Yeah, some have heard it all before..

... go on then, how would you get him out?



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:25 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop

ok - i shal bite

lets just ASSUME that your plan " works "

now its 15 minuites after " the whistle blew "

and mr assange is in the back of a van [ having sawpped vehicles twice ] heading out of london [ avoiding major routes ]

what now ??????



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:29 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop




... go on then, how would you get him out?



Isn't it obvious


Get Obi Wan to get him out




posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:29 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

well, I wouldnt have a van right?
probably a taxi, or a courier.. or a beat up 90's sedan with a Pakistani family driving on a ''picnic''

and i'd say... its a fair to good chance that the dozen or so police that did follow x costumed people, in my direction, arent following me 'personally' - thats a risk, but the odds are quite high

Uk's a small island, head to the coast... its about 2.5hrs to Bournemouth..
Europe is just across the pond.. probably enough millionaires with yachts and leisure craft on julians side they'd be willing to shelter him

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posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:39 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop

Tattoo myself all over with the escape routes to a secret underground tunnel system, pretend to be another asylum seeker in exile, then when we were being escorted with somewhere, launch my secret origami swan into the sewers, so that with my brother in cahoots with my secret love, the nurse, we could abscond into the wilderness, having unfortunately taken along with us a serial killer maniac, who I would have to cut hands from, and leave in mexico.

Or, give him a stone tool, and wait 35 years... no one will ever notice the kylie minogue poster on his wall.

?
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posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:48 AM
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sorry man, it's only almost 8pm here, and it's been a long day of the yellow eyed duck juice for me. 3am drinks are far far more adapt for this.


plus a refill of my rx... that's never any good.

I think a horde of masked maniacs with camrea's would get the old guard involved. all those hairy hats..



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 05:58 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop

So Julian Assange is officially not at the embassy, and we don't know where he is? Serious question, I guess I'm not up to speed



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 06:00 AM
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The easiest way is to get a similar sized male and a good make up artist to go to the embassy, make JA look very different and make the other male look like JA, have the JA lookalike look through a window as the real one escapes.



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 06:20 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop

Way number 1:

smash through the embassy floor until you get to either the sewer or subway,job done.

Way number 2:

Get one of his friends(maybe Pammie)to visit wearing a burkha,Julian leaves in burkha-this one is a safe bet,as the UK cops will be too scardy to look under a burkha for fear of seeming politically incorrect!




posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 06:38 AM
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Fake Burt Reynolds moustache and a black El Camino.
Pedal to the medal.



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 07:15 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
Fake Burt Reynolds moustache and a black El Camino.
Pedal to the medal.


Damn those rosary bleeds!!!1

*snickersnicker* I mean beads...

Man I loved canon ball run !!



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 07:23 AM
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Feels like I sitting by a warm fire now, in the lounge, lights off and the huge telly in the corner, on a satruday night. the rellies all playing poker in the kitchen, yelling at a win, us kids eating cheezles and twisties, drinking coke huddled together in the darkness.. A blanket to cover the more sleepy ones, us ranging from 3 yeas to 12 years. the fire crackling, and I'd always be the one to keep it stoked. laying on the floor, because all the younguns had stolen the sofa. the clock ticking away above the fireplace. the smell of jarrah and pine burning, permeating the air.. to the hue of this archaic old telly. with knobs. and a vcr stuck under it with press down buttons and 60 minute tapes.

was either the canon ball run movies, or super secret agent 001, bond movies.

Thanks a lot OP, sending me back to 1981.



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 07:25 AM
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It would be impossible without the Jackie Chan double kick.



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 07:30 AM
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and it's the full MY-MEMOERY definition too haha



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 08:50 AM
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originally posted by: Agit8dChop
Does anyone have any bar napkin idea's they've come up with at 3am over a scotch?

I'd suggest... $2 million dollars

You hire 3300 people and pay them $300 for 2 hours work

You buy 3300 identical outfits/costumes with a very specific full head/face mask

You give every one of them a disposable camera with a flash

You arrange it like a flash mob, all people need to be within 10 minutes of the embassy at a set time on a set day

When the minute occurs, all people rush to the embassy in their costumes and clog the streets and loiter

Julian runs out of the embassy in an also identical outfit and jumps into the crowd, while the people continually use their disposable cameras and take a constant stream of flash photos in the outward direction of the embassy. It will distract the police and they wont be able to focus on specifics in the mob, possibly it will cause issues with cctv as well..

When a whistle is blown everyone scatters at full speed

Some of them run straight to waiting cars and speed off (decoys)

Some just run to the subways

Some jump on buses

Some just lay in the streets

As for Julian?... well he's never heard from again.. .who know's what/where he goes

Idea's?


Or just put him an diplomatic car and drive him away.

It is not like the British authorities systematically search every car the enter og leaves the compound.



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 09:19 AM
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a reply to: FamCore

He is in the USA in protective custody..



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 09:20 AM
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Most scenarios have been discussed before. Crates with diplomatic protection have been suggested but UK authorities will be very suspicious about a large crate leaving the Ecuadorian Embassy. Such large items would be scanned or thermal imaged.


Could he be smuggled out – or placed in a crate or bag that has diplomatic protection? As far-fetched as this sounds, it has been tried before in the UK. In 1984 an attempt was made to abduct a Nigerian politician, Umaru Dikko, from Britain by placing him in a crate and attempting to ship him back to Nigeria. Those involved tried, but failed, to label the crate correctly as a diplomatic package or bag. The Vienna Convention says: "The diplomatic bag shall not be opened or detained." But such a package is not immune from scanning, or from thermal imaging, which would pick up body heat from inside any such package. In such circumstances, UK authorities may be entitled to open the package and seize the concealed Assange.


The Guardian Link



posted on Feb, 14 2018 @ 02:02 PM
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originally posted by: Agit8dChop
... go on then, how would you get him out?


He could just grow some fruits and come out under his own steam.




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